1. |
Pasta
04:08
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And on the 352nd day Our Lord God looked upon the earth and saw wickedness, incipient deafness, and felt shame.
The Lord regretted this but found three lost sheep whom he spun from the earth.
So the Lord Said: Go forth, but do not multiply. Rule over the Cheese, and verily, Thou shalt be named...
Uninspiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
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I'm sat here alone in my studio
My stomach is talking to me
Images flash across my mind
"You're really hungry"
I'm sick of the chippy, and fastfood outlets
"I wouldn't mind an omlette"
But I've ran out of eggs...
There is only one solution
It's pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta basta
So we get that water boiling
For pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta basta
And don't forget the CHEESE!
I'll only eat them if they're al dente
Boil for seven minutes
It's important to cook them properly
Otherwise they're disgusting
Can I do them Carbonara?
Or possibly bolognese?
Oh shit I forgot those eggs
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2. |
Somebody
04:16
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Four in the morning and I need help
'cos I've fallen asleep on my arms
And I can't get out of bed
My bladder is full, my mouth is dry
My face is stuck to the pillow
The sheets are knotted
Round my ankles
The wife had gone
For the weekend;
I'm stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
I'm trying to roll out of bed
But If I do I'll crack my head
On the bedside table
And the cat appears to have had
An accideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent...
MY feet itch
BIG bad mood
ARMS asleep
SMELL of fish
LIKE a prayer
YOU’Re not here
SHOES in the air
ohn's bald patch
And his boots
I can't scratch
No cat food
I wanna
Make a fastfood
With your soul
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3. |
Life In The Wrong Lane
05:07
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We're back on the road again
And it won't be like (the) last time
It was only yesterday
We got lost going shopping
This time we'll be prepared
We've got our keys and wallets
Tonight we're going to be gods
But we can't just turn up like that
Wo oh, ah ah, éh éh, ih ih, ou ou, eu eu, ya ya
Naaanananaaananah
So far we can count to four
We've yet to find our stage attire
We've filled the tank, been to the bank, fed The hamster, re-grouted the bathroom, Mowed the lawn
Unplugged the cat, everything in case of a Storm.
I've got both hands on the wheel
And I love the feel of it
Let's go and throw orange peel
On the highway
Don't know where we're going
But we feel It's over there
We're going to prod some buttocks
And if we arrive late
It doesn't really matter
'cause we have the power of the night
We're going to pick up the groupies
And go purchase some sandwiches
Might have to stop for a pee
Especially if we drink too much tea
I've got both hands on the wheel
And I love the feel of it
Let's go and throw orange peel
On the highway
Don't know where we're going
But we feel It's over there
We're going to boot some bums
And if we arrive late
It doesn't really matter
'cause electricity is cheap after eight
(Every morning, little Gerard eats an orange, a glass of milk...
and two big Gouda sandwiches)
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4. |
DiscoPants
02:50
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She's getting down on the dancefloor
Just minding her own business
The guys around feel so cocksure
They feel they'll get a bonus...
She's tired of being stepped on
By all those little slappers
She needs a hero, me-da-llion man
Who can save her?
Now he's here
With his disco pants
He'll stump them
With a rubbish prance
With his sexy afro cut
And his shiny shoes
He's gonna boogie all the night
No one will stand up to his might cause
---
Now he's here
To play with her implants
It is time
Start a new romance
But there is
Another call for help
Now it's time
To wear those disco pants
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5. |
Coffee
03:41
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I've managed to roll out of bed
Cotton wool fills my head
I'm feeling kind of dead
The hamster need to be fed
Why am I wearing makeup?
I need something to wake me up
Something wet and hot to sup
A liquid that sit in a cup
I need my cup of coffee now
I need my cup of coffee now
With some milk from a fresian cow
I'm not really bothered how
I need my cup of coffee now
I need my cup of coffee now
With some milk from a fresian cooooow
No I don't want a snow plough
I don't want to go to Bilbao
All my troubles were so far away
YESTERDAY
C! O! F! F! E! E!
COFFEEEEEEEE
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