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First EP !​!​!

by UNINSPIRED

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1.
Pasta 04:08
And on the 352nd day Our Lord God looked upon the earth and saw wickedness, incipient deafness, and felt shame. The Lord regretted this but found three lost sheep whom he spun from the earth. So the Lord Said: Go forth, but do not multiply. Rule over the Cheese, and verily, Thou shalt be named... Uninspiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired ___________________________________________________ I'm sat here alone in my studio My stomach is talking to me Images flash across my mind "You're really hungry" I'm sick of the chippy, and fastfood outlets "I wouldn't mind an omlette" But I've ran out of eggs... There is only one solution It's pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta basta So we get that water boiling For pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta basta And don't forget the CHEESE! I'll only eat them if they're al dente Boil for seven minutes It's important to cook them properly Otherwise they're disgusting Can I do them Carbonara? Or possibly bolognese? Oh shit I forgot those eggs
2.
Somebody 04:16
Four in the morning and I need help 'cos I've fallen asleep on my arms And I can't get out of bed My bladder is full, my mouth is dry My face is stuck to the pillow The sheets are knotted Round my ankles The wife had gone For the weekend; I'm stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm trying to roll out of bed But If I do I'll crack my head On the bedside table And the cat appears to have had An accideeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent... MY feet itch BIG bad mood ARMS asleep SMELL of fish LIKE a prayer YOU’Re not here SHOES in the air ohn's bald patch And his boots I can't scratch No cat food I wanna Make a fastfood With your soul
3.
We're back on the road again And it won't be like (the) last time It was only yesterday We got lost going shopping This time we'll be prepared We've got our keys and wallets Tonight we're going to be gods But we can't just turn up like that Wo oh, ah ah, éh éh, ih ih, ou ou, eu eu, ya ya Naaanananaaananah So far we can count to four We've yet to find our stage attire We've filled the tank, been to the bank, fed The hamster, re-grouted the bathroom, Mowed the lawn Unplugged the cat, everything in case of a Storm. I've got both hands on the wheel And I love the feel of it Let's go and throw orange peel On the highway Don't know where we're going But we feel It's over there We're going to prod some buttocks And if we arrive late It doesn't really matter 'cause we have the power of the night We're going to pick up the groupies And go purchase some sandwiches Might have to stop for a pee Especially if we drink too much tea I've got both hands on the wheel And I love the feel of it Let's go and throw orange peel On the highway Don't know where we're going But we feel It's over there We're going to boot some bums And if we arrive late It doesn't really matter 'cause electricity is cheap after eight (Every morning, little Gerard eats an orange, a glass of milk... and two big Gouda sandwiches)
4.
DiscoPants 02:50
She's getting down on the dancefloor Just minding her own business The guys around feel so cocksure They feel they'll get a bonus... She's tired of being stepped on By all those little slappers She needs a hero, me-da-llion man Who can save her? Now he's here With his disco pants He'll stump them With a rubbish prance With his sexy afro cut And his shiny shoes He's gonna boogie all the night No one will stand up to his might cause --- Now he's here To play with her implants It is time Start a new romance But there is Another call for help Now it's time To wear those disco pants
5.
Coffee 03:41
I've managed to roll out of bed Cotton wool fills my head I'm feeling kind of dead The hamster need to be fed Why am I wearing makeup? I need something to wake me up Something wet and hot to sup A liquid that sit in a cup I need my cup of coffee now I need my cup of coffee now With some milk from a fresian cow I'm not really bothered how I need my cup of coffee now I need my cup of coffee now With some milk from a fresian cooooow No I don't want a snow plough I don't want to go to Bilbao All my troubles were so far away YESTERDAY C! O! F! F! E! E! COFFEEEEEEEE

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First EP of the Band!

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released November 10, 2015

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